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Aug27A Major Hillary Swank Moment
Tonya

You know how Hillary totally forgot to thank her husband in her Academy award speech and then later he was all “wtf?’ and she was all “sorry, oh my god, I’m so sorry, I’m the worst human being, like, ever” and then they got a divorce? And also, Chad Lowe probably spent most nights dreaming about whacking his wife in the head with a frying pan and putting arsenic in her drink but he didn’t cuz he’s a nice forgiving dude.

Well, hold on to your pants people, I’ve totally had a Hillary Swank moment! Recently Ad Hoc MOM was covered in Ladies Home Journal online (yay!) BUT they only covered 2 of us, NOT all 3. I have to acknowledge this before Carrie has a wtf? moment and then totally, with all good reason, tries to put arsenic in my ice tea (or maybe because my husband paid her but either way it’s something I want to avoid).

So, here it is: we suck! Ad Hoc MOM wouldn’t be here or awesome without her! I mean take a look at our Ad Hoc CHIC section: It’s totally all Carrie!

In all seriousness people, I was reading our interview when I realized that there was this incredible wrongness about it (I’m a regular Sherlock Holmes) and then it came to me: Holy Crap! Where is Carrie??? Sure she was on leave doing way more important stuff, like giving birth to an amazing, beautiful little boy, but she should have at least gotten a HUGE “THANK YOU!” and a shout out and her picture included and, if we were truly nice people, some beer poured on the ground, am I right?

So, Carrie, I’m sure you’ve noticed but you’re obviously way too gracious to acknowledge the super terrific awesomeness that you contribute to the site, and for all that you do and for being an integral part of this triumvirate, I have to say: I’m so terribly sorry. And also, a HUGE: THANK YOU!!!

Also, next week is “YAY, Carrie is Back, Bitches!” week, meaning all posts will be hers and they will be rockingly hilarious! Like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on a unicorn.

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  1. Carrie says:
    August 27, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    Oh my god–I don’t know what I’m more pissed about–not getting in Ladies Home Journal or being called Chad Lowe. I mean, couldn’t I be Rob?

    In all seriousness, thanks Homie. You are the best cheerleader a girl can have. Your support has been amazing and I love you for it, sistah. xoxo, C

  2. alonewithcats says:
    August 27, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    Unlike Tonya and Paula, Carrie has never emailed me, so I don’t actually believe she exists. And now LHJ agrees with me. The proof is in the pudding. I don’t know what that means, and I don’t especially like pudding, but that has not stopped me from writing it here.

  3. Tonya says:
    August 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    Carrie: I don’t know that I can pull any strings and get a new article in LHJ (which totally sucks) but I’ve got a call in to Hugh Hefner about a possible Miss November slot for you.

    alonewithcats: To know Carrie is to love Carrie, and also, I’m not sure she likes pudding either so you guys would totally be BFF.

  4. carrie says:
    August 29, 2010 at 11:18 am

    I think I exist, but sometimes I’m not sure. Alonewithcats:I’ll email the hell out of you! I’ve just been waiting for the right time to commence cyberstalking.

  5. Paula/adhocmom says:
    September 6, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    I realize I’m getting into this conversation late, but a) yes, Carrie, Please don’t divorce us! and b) maybe the best way to get a new article in LHJ would be to tell them we have a really great pudding recipe? It could be called “pudding of shame.”

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